If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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