Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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