I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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