Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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