just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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