Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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