Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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