I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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