I'm really into asian looking animals
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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