Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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