Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
