he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I still have a little drunk in my system
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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