PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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