I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
