would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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