I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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