i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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