I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
This couple is walking their pig around campus
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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