i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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