For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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