How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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