we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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