office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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