okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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