this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Randomize