We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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