I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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