Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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