I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.