party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i think i have two assholes
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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