So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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