He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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