How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
someone threw a dead crab at me
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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