Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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