your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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