Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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