the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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