shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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