i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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