Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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