windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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