I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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