i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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