idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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