The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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