Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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