I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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