Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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