ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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