Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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