k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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