I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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