i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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