Moan for me like Helen Keller
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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