exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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