do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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