that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
is that a dick in a sweater?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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